Complete joke

 A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!!< br> two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, a dodge them less than was crushed, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: wa ha ha ha, tomato sauce h
wolf said: a?
results put the wolf eat the lamb.
stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea hhhh
cake once scored a pair of lovers private set for life, but the boys required military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate, she is thrown into the sea, the diamond ring, breakaway. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so they forever to shame. boys heartbroken h over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
cake!!!
dumplings are boys or girls because boys
answer There are dumplings foreskin
ducks called the Little Yellow, one day he was hit by a car, he cried: to reach out and scratch, scratching scratching put his burned h

Once upon a time a bird every day through a corn field he
but unfortunately that piece of corn one day
Tian Fasheng
of fire have become all the corn popcorn
the bird in the past after hh
that snow, cold dead h
to what you may want reunification of Taiwan?
When to buy instant noodles
Antony and Abo Road without incident each time is getting chat.
Antony: Parker: Oh ???Rights 14. a third of cooked steak and a steak cooked 5 met in the street, why they did not greet it?? (assuming they can speak)
because hhhhhh ..
because hhhhhhhh
because They are not familiar with ah ~~~~~~~~< br> question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: it is about pressure.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
a Student Unfortunately, caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: Electric dead hh
He said: it? where? quickly took me to! What do you admire most in mind the hostess? br> Spider-Man knows what colors do?
red, wrong!

white friends do not believe you are obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people)
Why Xiao Ming will fall?
please think twice because the floor slippery hhhhhhhhhh ..
Well
PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7-11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff , but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why?
24 hours convenience stores closing ah hhh
across the street with glasses and coffee mugs, all of a sudden someone shouted: car coming!
Results hit by a car glass, coffee cup is right, may I ask why?
cup ears ah!
a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3, I referred to MP3h
two kinds of people hate the most:
one of racial discrimination;
second is black;
third did not know the number!
I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love United Bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Chihiro Inoue, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they cross with me After a lonely night, one after another; the spirit of the most incompetent in my time, is their to comfort me in a timely manner; when I play CS when exhausted, is that they made me realize smooth pleasure; in my state of depression did not feel when a spirit whom they let me up ~
HIGH earthquake prediction accuracy is indeed improved a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, !
Jane Zhang said: : Betti meeting: We play a little name for himself, and I called baby , the five Fuwa and chat together.
babe: we say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me I up and said: You talk, I have something, go first to the hh
winter, even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!!
celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he What color is fecal ??????< br> Answer: Yellow
because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow)
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a fat man jump from the roof of twenty h. < br> results become h..
die fat!!
There was once a piece of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating.
There was once a beer, it felt thirsty, and put their drinking ..
Once there was a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleeping h.
ancestors who
peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~
ancient characters in the which were considered white-collar workers do?
Mengmu moved three (thousands)
Zhang Fei: br> police: death. because too light ~ so long h
floating down to the world's most KB's diary
which stay was about to write diary, found the diary has been used up, he wanted to buy back out again to write but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark streets looking for, look for a long finally found a bookstore not to go in closing. There is a diary that he liked, and asked how much the boss. < br> boss with a very low voice, said: : time, do not turn the last page, or what will happen is KB, do not blame me when the time did not warn you, ah! Bear to buy a home in this diary, he removed the packaging and put the room on the table in front of the window. when he would like to take a shower and then come out after the diary hh
bath, which stay found desk even before the windows were open, wind blowing from page to page diary hh quickly blown open when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind < br> KB's happened hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page says:
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write the last page the mm-Price: 3 yuan
a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah!
a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face looks thick ah!
a Coke on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so cola ah!
a heating on the way to go, easily help pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah!
a key walk on the road, walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah!
a meter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I am a scholar ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah!
a tadpole on the road to go, I walked to meet the other tadpoles, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah!
a Hawthorn got married on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah!
a divorce on the way to go hawthorn, walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah!
a Hawthorn remarried her walking on the street, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah!
a tea bag on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be hot ah!
A dumplings on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah!
a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah !
a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah!
a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga!
an ice-cream on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I cold ah!
a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah!
a fish on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, I like to dive every day, ah!
a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah!
an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear!
a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah?
an earthworm on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I how can not find the leg ah?
Once upon a silk sheets in the eyes closed I dream, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be returned, I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can come back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~
a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work.
the boss is American, he said the Germans: He said: decision or the first back to work.
Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out,
loudly called:
penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: down, turned to penguin said: left
Mei said:
red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with the spoon.
you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h..
There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh dead body It's meat buns into dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat these dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
boss tried really good test results,
to look for the body she.
next day her son to take lunch,
but could not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
results found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he look down at noon opened a hop,
morning dumplings Why is immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the!
know why?
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because the dumplings stick the lid on the.
a plumber to apply for a job
foreman: in front of h the woods you go to try to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. a minute is too much h.. you've Where to work?
workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard over the Sahara �� hh hhhhh ..
Workers Rights: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lying There are two of you to step hh
a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised in three years later, met with the girl, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate to diamond ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look and guess to see what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: We are unified with the wash, washing can eat. mining to what? tomatoes in the wash, because I picked the tomatoes. stool. It turned into a a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes World hh
Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke to say: We call it > Results ...
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one day, cook your stool to see a lump of black and white stool,
black big asked: Why are you so pretty long so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!!
a cat found a mouse h.
so sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat ate the mouse been h..
Why??? < br> Tiger Mouse silly because you could not tell

a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out a paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, It says: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
front of the computer so the dog came very skillfully played an article, there is a very complex prepared program. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
dating brother brother
suddenly fall in love
any connection with today's electric toothbrush have a new neighbor
toothpaste sister: combs ~ said: How many times, I blush to be born. After the buffet and beautiful roses,
occasionally deliberately gave her to buy eleven roses,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look casual eyes reveal doubts ,
until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers not necessarily the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid also rose really touching it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was eleven she asked what the representative of roses,
he had only prevaricate. < br> He rose up to ask the flower eleven beautiful words,
flower said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers!
hear that quite often the man to the woman flowers sweet words to say,
why you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said:
because hhh
buy ten get one free day ah ~
Jesus nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a line of elderly people there are very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he does not 'm sure ~ so he decided to talk over with him.
Jesus, like, ah? my father, also called Joseph ~
but still not too sure ~ ~ So he asked: too? is your son, ah! br> Xiao Ming 20 million owed to underground banks,
Xiaoming implored him to allow more days,
banks who said: In cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh come see the garden flower doll

baby cry called her mother laughingly h

trees, the birds this is actually a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its source, Because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this , while the slightly older age is more ugly.
therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. with his mother and sister are not close to her only because it was the h
ugly as a kind of contagious plague.
the only Jade can accompany a smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning night , holding it all the jade jade h
sad end on the Mood for Love was about fifteen years old when, due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h
hanged himself from the more because figs Young closed, no one would enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, was the mother of his mother Seeing that h
cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace all the fault to their second daughter preference.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression
before he died still holding the doll, as if that would follow his daughter went to the hh
a daughter of the things that have died in the flat next gradually.
crow crowing in the night, but the total When the voice came faint h!
is hanging between mother and child.
the house to which they are the only things, only that white face smiling doll!
to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into a cat face (Japan in the cat as the mascot),
but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face, mouth < br> In this way, doll house placed in the department spent over a hundred years h..
and isolationist policies in the series after the war, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
In this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, was was removed finally sold it all over the hundred years
been publicly known to the world baby, but the story is still little known and because of doll faces
please, So very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance.
have this baby story is so sad, you must have seen, it is that the original human-like The white face cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
story takes place in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, finger-guessing game to play the afternoon game
together after the home h
walked out of the stone noticed a street lamp, on a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the dust of the above
suddenly the bottle lamp emitting a white smoke in slow
white smoke slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition
he began was: h h Take a look at h but it may be only one successful h because I am half and half dragon h smoke to the shrouded living, Dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
stone until the white smoke to disperse h
or stone, scissors, or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, successfully turned man of the cloth !
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius.
he wrote Road:
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cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
the death of an elderly,
due to the Memorial, so I used ice cold the body up,
so please come out again when the public memorial.
hot just then,
drops have occurred after thawing the body,
grandson to see the next , very tense shouting:
> a personal one day meet God ..
God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish h.
God asked h
you have any desire to do h
man thought h < br> heard that cats have nine Mania h
you please give me that right ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h.
day, that person leisure boredom h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
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results of a train that person over the last h.
or dead, h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
snow father asked: ��, of course. ten years still feel KB? , h
red or green light change stopped in the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask:
recent years it seems to call less
feeling faint,
asked her why she is head down
not say hh
about what I do not know how to do
After all h. feelings or can not be forced to listen to friends that

her recent walk with a man I can not believe
close
do not want to believe
as h.. I hh
very fond of her, but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see him with another of her holding hands

very close laugh
instant
My heart is broken hh hh.
After I knew he was asking
h turned out to be medical students
family also opened a large hospital
my third-rate ratio of university students which A hh ..
last few days I have been awake
still want to restore the feelings between us h..

decision for a long time I would like to send her an apple a day
because
I believe

two foreigners in Mandarin replied: , decided to go for a walk h
A walking path he walked near his home run into bad luck highway h
police rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquiry onto the highway small as to why, after asking him handed a ticket that says h

1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60 < br> Oh, nice to see some MM ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
hundred grams of coffee beans (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, one finally picked up.
three times a day, life is like repeatedly month h
stool Once washed away, it will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but each time they are not the same h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes pull features tangled!
Life is like a stool, you never know what will pull out a stool stuff ..
life is like, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few fart ..
life bursts like a stool, even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, and only their own quietly brave.
So, as we often say
> a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> One day a Girls physics teacher in a class on sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to the physical class is a great guy actually male teacher,
a female classmate with a provocative language that : Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent child, said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
day , cockroaches sister ran crying back ..
cockroaches father asked: > Then cockroaches brother back, he look happy to say:
said? br> Wukong: fly faster than the horse!!
Journey: Six God faster!!!
Drifting out of a gun: I heard that items can immediately send a person to the Western Paradise hhh
a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day did not prey.
dark, not willing to ...